Author's Note: Detective Sajou.
Chapter 8Girls' Network
I get up the stairs and headed to the second-year classroom section.
I heard about Aizawa Rena's boyfriend in detail from Ashida. As an exchange of information, I carefully explained the 5 cute parts of Natsukawa, which probably only I knew, to her, and she was very happy. When she left, she looked at my face and said, "Well, it was a misunderstanding, but you're still disgusting.", with a big smile on her face.
Seriously, what was that for? Politeness? Hey, you want me to slaughter you?
(TL Note: Easy, Boy!)
By the way, the name of Aizawa Rena's ex-boyfriend seems to be Arimura Kazuki, her senpai in the second-year. According to Ashida, she often saw Aizawa in the corridor following Senpai to the second-year classroom and in the end, Senpai escorted her to the first-year classroom. Just by that alone, you can guess that she loves Arimura-senpai very much.
I fixed the position of my fake glasses for disguise and walked around the corridor where the second-year classroom section was. I was disguised just in case. It would be scary if a senpai found out about me by any chance. So, I wanted to avoid that kind of trouble.
"...Found him."
Arimura Kazuki, I managed to find his information on social media.
He looks like someone who is good at sports, and he has shorter hair than the photo I saw. Just by looking at him like this, he definitely gives off the aura of a senpai. He looks like an athletic Onii-san... ...Wait, isn't he the opposite of me? Aizawa-san, why are you being so unreasonable...?
While playing with my smartphone, I approached Arimura-senpai and leaned against the wall. I think he was talking about love with his male classmates.
'I knew it, it's Minase, right? I want to flip that black hair, I mean that straight bangs and look at her forehead.'
I understand that feeling. I mean, that mysterious pony charm.
A senpai other than Arimura Kazuki is enthusiastically talking about Minase-san.
I don't know who she is, but I know how he feels... ...I've dreamed of dating a girl who hides her forehead with her bangs too. If I blow on her bangs, and she says, "Hiya-", after that... ...I could die from the cuteness.
'For me, it's Sajou-senpai from the third-year.'
"Pfft...!?"
What a shocking statement.
There's a senpai who likes that female gorilla...!? Impossible! She's a girl who likes to yell, "Don't lie!", because she's angry with the scale at home, you know? After that, she'll be in a bad mood, and when it's time for dinner, she'll snatch my hamburger steak, you know!? Seriously, doesn't Big Sis want to lose weight!!?
'I want to be her subordinate, come to me saying "I'm excited", and forcefully assault me.'
Oh, he's an 'M', I can understand then. The only one boy Big Sis is compatible with is a pervert. However, I wouldn't approve of it if my big bro-in-law was an 'M', or I would definitely break off the relationship I had with him. After all, come to think of it, it was an amazing fetish!
Yeah, I don't care about that right now...! Next is Arimura-senpai, the boys around him talk a lot, I don't think he will say anything.
Unfortunately, the girl chosen by the other senpai-s was not Aizawa Rena. Since she came to me with ulterior motives, maybe she wanted to make someone else feel bad. But maybe that someone is not me alone, because I have never met Aizawa before, so I am definitely not her target. Most likely her target is Arimura-senpai, who is her ex-bf.
My guess is that Arimura-senpai has another girl he likes. Hence, that senpai broke up with Aizawa, and Aizawa came to hate him. I think that's the cause of the feeling of, "Boys are such creatures, huh!?", that I sometimes feel from Aizawa.
Well, now, take it all out, Arimura Kazuki. Who do you like?
'Arimura? How about you? Recently, you got dumped by your girlfriend, didn't you?'
"...Huh?"
Okay, okay, stop, stop right there. Stop the camera for a moment. Hahahahaha. What?
What? He was the one who got dumped? So, it was him who was cruelly dumped by Aizawa? Instead of being the one who wasted cold water, it was your heart that was broken?
Then, what could it be? Aizawa Rena dumped Arimura-senpai because she fell in love with me ─ Sajou Wataru at first sight? Hmm? But, that's impossible no matter how I think about it. Because this is me, you know? I have a face with a review of 55/100... ...Sorry, I did rate it too much, I think it's only about 42.
Then, what if it's not that? Maybe, Arimura-senpai to Aizawa Rena, she still likes him─.
'In my opinion, it's... ...Natsukawa from the first-year.'
...Huh?
♦
"..."
I - don't - understand - anymore.
Eh, isn't that impossible for me? Come to think of it, I'm just a high school boy that you can find everywhere, right? If you look at me at a glance, I might not look like a normal boy, but I'm 100% sure that my specs are ordinary. And, I can't even solve the boy-girl problem with just a little thought.
I wonder if I should let myself go with the flow and continue flirting with Aizawa. Yeah, Aizawa definitely has a motive, and I don't think she likes me or anything.
But isn't that good? I mean, she's cute. Even if I'm just tricked by her, I don't mind. Going with the flow and letting her fool me... ...Doesn't that mean I'm a good boy? It does, doesn't it? Girls all over the country, don't you think so too?
"...You just got back, and your face already looks so gloomy. What are you thinking, Sajocchi?"
"It's about my status."
"You see, commoners are supposed to study secretly."
"Why are you so annoying, Shudra."
(TL Note: So, 'Shudra' is a caste in ancient Hinduism, which can also mean servant? Yeah, he was basically mocking Ashida, that Ashida's status is lower than him)
"Okay! I'll accept your challenge!"
"You two, stop it."
Looking to the side, Ashida was hugging Natsukawa, who was sitting on her seat, from behind. Apparently, this was the time for Natsukawa and Ashida to flirting with each other. Normally, I would have taken action on that, so I guess Ashida was curious about me since I was just sitting quietly.
At Natsukawa's words, I followed her like a dog and put my hand down. Ashida looked at me and complained, "Huh, Sajocchi, really?".
Well, this is my philosophy, don't forget that.
"Oh, I knew it! So, you're still curious about Aizawa-san, right?"
"Eh? Oh, yeah... ...Yeah, that's right."
"..."
Hmm? Wait... if it's about relationships between boys and girls, there are experts in this school too! Although I didn't think of all this by myself, if I could connect with Ashida or the girls' network around here and open Aizawa's wiki page, the answer would come out in 5 seconds.
"I have a question for you two."
"Wh-What is it...?"
"Aizawa and Arimu─"
"Sa-jou-kun!!!"
"Ugh!?"
As I tried to ask a question, I felt a weight on my back. And a cute voice that I could suddenly hear. As I realized that it was Aizawa, something immediately moved to my back, I tried to find words for that soft something.
...!?? G-Gotcha...!!
This is... ...Aizawa, it was wrong of me to say that yours isn't that big, I'm sorry. Because I thought yours was around a 'C' size! Well, what I want to say is... ...Right now, I'm happy...
"A-Aizawa-san!?"
"Oh! Are you guys talking about something? Sorry if I disturbed youー!"
"Oh, no, it's fine. It's just Sajocchi's conversation, so don't pay any attention to it."
Even commoners have the right not to be interrupted in conversation, Ashida-san!!! This d*mn Shudra... ...aren't you brave enough to stab commoners?! But, since girls are scary, I'll forgive you this time!
"...Aizawa, back off... ...Oh, they're so soft."
"Ew, you pervert."
"Why don't you just die?"
...Am I in heaven right now?
W-Wait a minute. It's nice to be scolded by Aizawa and Natsukawa, there's something wrong with me. I'm sure it's because of the influence of the female gorilla living in the Sajou residence, I've become a little 'M'. Wait, it's not a bit at all.
"It's not lunch time yet, but what's wrong?"
"It's fine, I just wanted to chat with Sajou-kun out of the blue."
"I-Is that so...?"
Recently, the frequency of Aizawa coming to see me has gradually decreased. Yesterday, I met her at the usual cottage during the day. But that was it. What was her purpose in coming to see me at a time like this...? What's more, she's even made physical contact that she's never made before. I mean, isn't this something that happens right after you have 95% affection in her eyes?
"Okay then! Then! Aizawa-san, why don't you just tell us, the reason you broke up with your ex-boyfriend!"
"..."
Hey, wait a minute? Because of you, I can't look directly at Aizawa's face right now. What do you want to do about this? Natsukawa also opened her mouth dumbfounded, though...? But still, she was beautiful as always.
Without another thought, seeing Natsukawa so almost made me swallow my saliva.
Hahaha, I'm really disgusting.
Author's Note: Why are girls so quick to spread information....?
TL: Reeze27
ED: Reeze27
PR: Reeze27
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